Some words could be substituted for the word 'Glayva' where appropriate, although many of these quotes although humorous, are actually presenting alcohol as something that has a negative effect. These are the quotes that I have source that I feel could be appropriate for our campaign....
(In bold are the ones I think are most appropriate)
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
~Herman "Jackrabbit" Smith-Johannsen
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
~Ernest Hemingway
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
~Author Unknown
Draft beer, not people.
~Author Unknown
The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity.
~Author Unknown
When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
~Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller, The Piccolomini, 1799
....Could be substituted for :
"When the Glayva goes in, strange things come out"
If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
~Author Unknown
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
~Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson
Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside.
~Author Unknown
What's drinking?
A mere pause from thinking!
~George Gordon, Lord Byron, The Deformed Transformed
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. ~W.C. Fields
Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.
~Robert Benchley
The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.
~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
I'll stick with gin. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody.
-Hawkeye, "Ceasefire," 1973
could be substituted....
"I'll stick with Glayva. Champagne is just ginger ale that knows somebody."
No animal ever invented anything so bad as drunkeness - or so good as drink.
~Lord Chesterton
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living.
~Jean Kerr
We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good.
~Horace Hutchinson
...could be adapted;
"We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed Glayva. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good".
Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
~Bertrand Russell, The Conquest of Happiness
Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
~Author Unknown
A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck.
~Author Unknown
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.
~Seneca
I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.
~Don Marquis
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
~Winston Churchill
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.
~Ogden Nash, Reflection on Ice-Breaking
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
~Dean Martin
Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.
~Ovid
Could be substituted for....
"Glayva gives courage and makes men more apt for passion"
Life's a waste of time, time's a waste of life so let's all get wasted and have the time of our life.
~Author Unknown
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
~Phyllis Diller
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.
~James Thurber
Could be substituted for....
"One Glayva is good. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
~"Pappy" Maverick, inMaverick
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